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Who I am/Where I go/Comments on some of my friends
 
I am a 16 year old male from Mclean Virginia which is about 8 or so miles south of DC. And no, I don't see the president. What do you think I am going to say?, yeah, I see him at McDonalds, and at a strip club getting head from some stripper named Veronica. Anyway, I enjoy the following:
Hapkido (nothing, absolutely nothing like Karate), it is Korean. Hapkido will make Mr. Miyagi run away crying in pain.
Sailing, solo, it can clear the mind very well, Hobie Cats are the best!!!
Fishing, being a sailor, I like to fish as well, salt-water mostly, but I do go deep sea fishing sometimes.
Computers
Making fun of Jenn and her sister
Waffles, and convict sandwhiches (an inside joke)
Comedy, I worship comedy central goto http://www.comdeycentral.com
Girls, excuese me, women
Talking on the phone
Listening to music, almost everything except country, Country is nothing but a bunch of trailor park living, shotgun toting, wife-beating, 25 cent beer drinking, sister/brother loving, uneducated motherf*ckers
Watching the tube

Where I go:

Langley High school

2nd snobbiest school in the nation (as rated by MTV, and I can believe it)
our school is located about 300 yds. from the CIA, in fact in the movie, while the camera is going over to the CIA, you get a glimpse of our football feild, that is how close we are
We have got some really screwed up teachers here. Such as Mrs. Kestermier (pic below), this women is a complete gimp, she is a major pain, she assigns the take-home tests, on them, she will ask questiongs like compare the heart to why the grass is green, and anyone who has had her will agree with me, it is funny to watch this women go out to her car, it takes her like half an hour because she walks with two canes, she ahs a glass eye, so when she points at you, she'll be looking somewhere else, she guzzles Diet Coke by the gallon.
Onto my Chemistry teacher, Mrs. Rowley, this women is too damn old, she is just a pile of flesh on feet ok, she used to smoke, so all she does is drink Diet Pepsi (replacing nicotine with caffine) and haking away, she doesn't know how to teach either, she thinks that we all somehow know how to do everything

Comments on my friends
Josh, put the book down man, just put it down!!!!!!
Jenn, I can't explain why your like a guy, you just are
Tommy, accept the fact that you aren't always right ok
Greg, how is military school?
Steve, you have a fat head, and you are a compulisve liar!!!
Shawn, I am sorry man, but you do really look like a little Jewish boy
Courtney O., you still look like a wh*re
JJ, keep it real man
 
I will be moving my belongings in shortly.

In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 20MB of free webspace?

www.fortunecity.com



 
My interests:
  • Comedy
  • Computers/Technology
  • Food/Drink
  • Health/Fitness
  • Music: Blues
  • Music: Classical and Opera
  • Music: House/Hip-Hop
  • Music: Jazz, Experimental
  • Music: R and B, Soul
  • Music: Rock and Pop
  • Music: Techno, Electronic
  • News/Current Events
  • Politics
  • School/College
  • Socialising
  • Sports: Sailing/Water Sports
  • Travel


 
Favourite links
 

THE ONION
(funny as hell!!)


Moon Flame Productions
my friend's homepage (hes kinda weird, but you have to talk to him for a while to figure that out, by the way, don't let him put a curse on you)


Net Zero
FREE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!

Email me at:
[email protected]

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